Clever Magazine, May 1, 2021

The Happy Homicidal Hipster

Excerpt:

A hipster will kill you with a mason jar just as sure as he can with a knife. Twirl the ends of his moustache with a flourish. His crime scenes are obscure, bodies left in places you’ve never heard of. He fantasizes about Carrie Brownstein and young women, fringe-banged, like an unwashed Lisa Loeb. He has no need for goggles during clean up; the heavy rims of his specs keep him squarely protected. His rooftop garden is organically tended and GMO-free: heirloom tomatoes and kale fertilized with the acid-tongued protests of victims one through three.

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